My wife and baby are out of town, so I have an exciting bachelor weekend planned!
A. Relax and drink olive oil (1)
B. Read a book (2)
C. Mop! (3)
Yes, gaming is also planned! I really need to playtest some Noble Armada 
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(1) This is a great way to treat gall stones. Fast, drink olive oil and relax, and the body flushes them out. I had my first gall stone attack 30 years ago, but discovering the olive oil flush has kept me from needing my gall bladder cut out.
(2) I read a LOT of books with Sage, but this book is longer than 10 pages
(3) The excitement of this opportunity needs no explanation to the parent of any child!